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uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life


1-800-eat-butt:

puncrocs:

andthenewt:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

are you ed sheeran

its a fucking adjective of course it doesnt change 

omg did you know it works for “stupid” also???

you will be stupid

you were stupid

you are fucking stupid

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vvebkinz:

vincent van gogh more like vincent van bro

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kosherfuckeverything is so very offensivehttp://kosherfuck.tumblr.com/post/52688049127/vvebkinz-vincent-van-gogh-more-like-vincent-vanhttp://vvebkinz.tumblr.com/post/38469559685/vincent-van-gogh-more-like-vincent-van-bro
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anderfuck:

when you clean your glasses it’s like switching from 240p to 720p 

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1-800-eat-butt:

hello i am 12 years old and i have a tumblr so you should listen to things i say bc i am cultured

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mrscalypsojackson:

I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING 

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myunboundrideI Might Be Insane...http://myunboundride.tumblr.com/post/51407880890/mrscalypsojackson-i-hate-when-you-try-tohttp://mrscalypsojackson.tumblr.com/post/51320869305/i-hate-when-you-try-to-sharpen-a-pencil-and-it

westbor0baptistchurch:

tootsied:

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tootsied:

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

thesocialnatworkThe Social [Nat]Workhttp://thesocialnatwork.tumblr.com/post/51328959325/westbor0baptistchurch-tootsiedhttp://tootsied.tumblr.com/post/48836509572/i-dont-give-a-damn-about-my-reputation-loud
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fighting-the-darknesss"Take it one step at a time"http://fighting-the-darknesss.tumblr.com/post/51329299098/squidwurd-the-thirst-is-realhttp://malformalady.tumblr.com/post/40389570112/octopus-trying-to-get-in-a-bottle-thrown-on-the

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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paigerly♡ I Want To Be Adored ♡http://paigerly.tumblr.com/post/50858103477/makkine-makkine-oh-my-god-this-is-giving-mehttp://makkine.tumblr.com/post/50841582673/oh-my-god-this-is-giving-me-flashbacks-to-when

superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

sackofclues“Each time we face our fear, we gain strength"http://sackofclues.tumblr.com/post/50859969805/superblys-itbewolf-superblys-do-you-bitehttp://superblys.tumblr.com/post/47509059127/do-you-bite-your-thumb-at-us-sir-i-do-bite-my
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sackofclues“Each time we face our fear, we gain strength"http://sackofclues.tumblr.com/post/50626813177

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

coldcoffeeandsheeriossome things on my mind.http://coldcoffeeandsheerios.tumblr.com/post/50547458057/blein-so-my-friends-dog-died-and-she-lives-inhttp://blein.tumblr.com/post/50466897697/so-my-friends-dog-died-and-she-lives-in-new-york

cnnbreakingofficial:

omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down

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