shes-gorgeous-chaos:

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but


I am so confused that is a shoe did he intentionally kick him

iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa
elementives:

Lana del rey on We Heart It.

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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kaworubunnies:

hearing a really good song for the first time

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  • me: babe we gonna smash tonight
  • babe: wait i'm not ready for this
  • me: *hands babe GameCube controller* 1v1, No Items, Final Destination
I’m not really sad the Maliboomers gone, Just sayin

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dolliecrave:

Basically the most important thing we can learn in life
The sign of a beautiful person is that they always see beauty in others.
Omar Suleiman (via elige)

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satanicnoodle:

It’s not about men or women.

Nobody should ever hit anyone.

Nobody should ever rape anyone.

Nobody should ever murder anyone.

Nobody should ever beat anyone.

Nobody should ever threaten anyone.

Nobody should ever insult anyone.

Nobody should ever make anyone uncomfortable.

Nobody should ever touch anyone without their consent.

Nobody should ever steal from anyone.

Nobody should ever humiliate anyone.

(Source: thinkaboutitforasec, via paigerly)

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